As we enter a new and exciting year, staff members set (rather) high resolutions for themselves for 2018. Hopefully, you can catch our staff winning pod wars, working out or completing the rest of our long list.

“Have more playing time than G, start a butterfly retreat, replace every male politician with non males, become Cardi B’s hype boy and meet Terry Crews.” -Luis Borrero (Editor-In-Chief)

“Get G Sambaer off of the couch.” -Ben Hopper (Editor-In-Chief)

“Unite the Jazz Bears and win Pod Wars.” -Haley Robins (Editor-In-Chief)

“Keep Meg from toasting my phone.” -Sophie Parks (Copy Editor)

“Stop letting Buzzfeed quizzes dictate my life.” -Madeline Robins (Web Editor)

“Come to a full week of school.” -Maddie Suhrheinrich (Business Manager)

“Get Trevor Houston back on The OHS Press staff.” -G Sambaer (Sports Editor)

“Stop watching the movies on other cars’ TV screens while I’m driving.” -Anna Alegi (Staff Reporter)

“Place a tiny picture of Putin’s face in every famous painting.” -Aneliese Baker (Staff Reporter)

“Don’t procrastina-” -Amaeka Effiong (Staff Reporter)

“Watch the Lions win a playoff game.” -Brandon Gordon (Staff Reporter)

“Drink less water.” -Jack Hertafeld (Staff Reporter)

“Make fun of Pallash at least once a day.” -Bryce Kobe (Staff Reporter)

“Stop vaping in the bathroom.” -Pallash Mishra (Staff Reporter)

“Celebrate New Years less.” -Cam Muzzall (Staff Reporter)

“Work out more.” -Gigi Padalec (Staff Reporter)

“I need to stop staring off into space in the direction of a crowd because people always think I’m looking at them and it’s never not uncomfortable. Also I would like to be more decisive as it really hinders the group and myself when ordering food/drinks/etc.” -Lucy Potter (Staff Reporter)

“Toast Sophie Parks’ phone in the newsroom toaster.” -Meg Wiseman (Staff Reporter)

“I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not make a big deal about it. But I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel.” -Ewan Woolcock (Staff Reporter)